AndeeCreative's Blog

Had some wings delivered tonight.  I shut the door and watched the guy walk back to his car so that I could be courteous and flip the porch light off once he was safe inside his car.  So, he just stands beside his car, faced away from me, with his hands at his crotch for a minute.  Once I realize what he is doing, I whipped the door open, and I don't think he even had the donkey back in the barn yet.  I said, "Dude!  Did you just pee in my driveway???"  He turns around, stares at me for about 5 seconds, and says, "Sorry.  I had to go real bad".  I swear, he sounded just like Napoleon Dynamite, he was that freaking sincere (not).  I chewed him out, and yelled that my kids play in my yard and driveway, then slammed the door and turned off the light.  He might as well dropped drawers and took a steaming BOOGEDY in my driveway while he was at it.
I called Pizza Hut, told the manager, and explained to her the myriad of diseases that can be spread via urine.  Told her I wanted the store owner to call me back, and that I expected this douchebag to be fired.
What would you do?  What is wrong with people?  Why aren't parents teaching their kids right from wrong so that they can grow up to be responsible young adults who have respect for others' property???